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Hey You

"It's just a poll. Stop being so crazy"

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Issue date: 2/16/07 Section: Hey You
"Hey You," soundproof room, plus hookah, plus 5 guys equals bliss.

"Hey You," put your cool face on.

"Hey You," don't get a Hart-on ... that's unprofessional.

"Hey You," sports editors, you guys are awesome.

"Hey You," Thudnercats, HOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

"Hey You," this is madness.

"Hey You," this is Sparta!

"Hey You," senate chair and CVP coord., you got our vote.

"Hey You," go see Heart Throb, a.k.a. best male beauty pageant ever, this Sunday in the Rotunda.

"Hey You," people studying abroad, come back to America already.

"Hey You," women's swim team, way to keep rollin'.

"Hey You," momma, thanks for the Valentine's Day love.

"Hey You," hot girls, stop messing with my mind.

"Hey You," obnoxious freshmen at the basketball games, say something other than the F-bomb.

"Hey You," you're my senior year goal. Get ready for this.

"Hey You," housemates, we rocked the BP table.

"Hey You," you're hot.

"Hey You," hot guys, thanks for leaving me all alone on Valentine's Day. Oh well, your loss.

"Hey You," Tacoma. what's up with the annoying small dogs?

"Hey You," G-Phi girl, you know you want it, come and get it.

"Hey You," SC, get ready for a weekend of crunk.

"Hey You," "skeet."

"Hey You," mind if I strum on the couch?

"Hey You," it's just a poll. Stop being so crazy.

"Hey You," don't die this weekend.

"Hey You," don't stay until 6 in the morning unless you close the deal.

"Hey You," admit it, you wanted to hook up with her.

"HEY YOU," can I get a walk home at 6 in the morning sometime?

"HEY YOU," got a spoon?

"HEY YOU," no more hot sauce attacks.

"HEY YOU," signed that contract, time to motorboat.

"HEY YOU," that's what she said.

"HEY YOU," look forward to sex (talks) in March.

"HEY YOU," buy a Tamanawas.


"HEY YOU," hot girl in my 10:00 AM class, call me sometime.
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