2008 Woodie Awards
Hey You's
"HEY YOU," McDreamy thief. You McSuck. Love, The Cellar.
Issue date: 2/23/07 Section: Hey You
"HEY YOU," security boys. Can you escort me home sometime and let me feel your flashlight?
"HEY YOU," Deli gals, I just love it when you smear your egg salad all over my toasted hoagie.
"HEY YOU," go to CockTales on Feb 23 at 7:00 p.m. or 9:30 p.m. and Feb 24 at 9:00 p.m. in the Rotunda!
"HEY YOU," androgynous person in the SUB, stop taking my salad.
"HEY YOU," there's only one way to shut me up … try to find out what it is.
"HEY YOU," stop asking me what I'm going to do with my major.
"HEY YOU," Ubiquitous They, you guys rocked at TAG.
"HEY YOU," professors. Please fail me so that I won't have to go out into the real world yet. Love, a Graduating Senior.
"HEY YOU," sandwich artist at the SUB: never have I seen such dexterity in the art of crossaint-cutting. Bravo.
"HEY YOU," freshmen. To gain the respect of your peers and your professors, bring Krispy Kremes to class.
"HEY YOU," new Greeks, good job buying your friends.
"HEY YOU," bring a tissue to class so you stop sniffling.
"HEY YOU," cafe friends, where did you go?
"HEY YOU," freshmen, keep it down.
"HEY YOU," 49er guy good choice taking Webber's class, now I have something pretty to look at.
"HEY YOU," book. Read yourself.
"HEY YOU," cute boy in the cafe, make a move already. I can only order so many lattes.
"HEY YOU," I like your beard. Wanna get naked?
"HEY YOU," KUPS DJs; just because it's your show doesn't mean that you should ignore your listeners.
"HEY YOU," keep giving me sex advice Lights Out Liz.
"HEY YOU," KUPS hottie, you're HOT.
"HEY YOU," creeper who writes graffiti in the library bathrooms: you are making the lives of the library employees really awkward.
"HEY YOU," you were my friends, but now you ignore me. What's up?
"HEY YOU," got February blahs? Go get some discounted Valentine candy.
"HEY YOU," go get a mocha at the Oppenhiemer Cafe and watch the rain drip down the glass.
"HEY YOU," Deli gals, I just love it when you smear your egg salad all over my toasted hoagie.
"HEY YOU," go to CockTales on Feb 23 at 7:00 p.m. or 9:30 p.m. and Feb 24 at 9:00 p.m. in the Rotunda!
"HEY YOU," androgynous person in the SUB, stop taking my salad.
"HEY YOU," there's only one way to shut me up … try to find out what it is.
"HEY YOU," stop asking me what I'm going to do with my major.
"HEY YOU," Ubiquitous They, you guys rocked at TAG.
"HEY YOU," professors. Please fail me so that I won't have to go out into the real world yet. Love, a Graduating Senior.
"HEY YOU," sandwich artist at the SUB: never have I seen such dexterity in the art of crossaint-cutting. Bravo.
"HEY YOU," freshmen. To gain the respect of your peers and your professors, bring Krispy Kremes to class.
"HEY YOU," new Greeks, good job buying your friends.
"HEY YOU," bring a tissue to class so you stop sniffling.
"HEY YOU," cafe friends, where did you go?
"HEY YOU," freshmen, keep it down.
"HEY YOU," 49er guy good choice taking Webber's class, now I have something pretty to look at.
"HEY YOU," book. Read yourself.
"HEY YOU," cute boy in the cafe, make a move already. I can only order so many lattes.
"HEY YOU," I like your beard. Wanna get naked?
"HEY YOU," KUPS DJs; just because it's your show doesn't mean that you should ignore your listeners.
"HEY YOU," keep giving me sex advice Lights Out Liz.
"HEY YOU," KUPS hottie, you're HOT.
"HEY YOU," creeper who writes graffiti in the library bathrooms: you are making the lives of the library employees really awkward.
"HEY YOU," you were my friends, but now you ignore me. What's up?
"HEY YOU," got February blahs? Go get some discounted Valentine candy.
"HEY YOU," go get a mocha at the Oppenhiemer Cafe and watch the rain drip down the glass.
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