2008 Woodie Awards
"HEY YOU," get some glorious sleep.
Issue date: 3/2/07 Section: Hey You
"HEY YOU," I'm a freshman, not a freak, get over it.
"HEY YOU," your hat looks silly.
"HEY YOU," try not to eat it on the stairs by Jones.
"HEY YOU," Mario cart girl, I'll beat you one day.
"HEY YOU," who said all freshmen girls were easy? You're going to have to try a little harder than that.
"HEY YOU," roommate, I saw your spandex this weekend.
"HEY YOU," come see how good I look.
"HEY YOU," choir boy, nice job tripping up the stairs.
"HEY YOU," beautiful senior, your recital was amazing.
"HEY YOU," loud obnoxious boy, want to get a little lower?
"HEY YOU," dude, you have two heads, think with the right one.
"HEY YOU," Dickens, write about "Good Times."
"HEY YOU," brave, brave man, let our liberal arts school have an athletic problem.
"HEY YOU," hot Jewish computer stud, your Jew mug and tea make me happy.
"HEY YOU," with the white beanie with tassels, we should role play at my place this weekend.
"HEY YOU," athletes aren't better than everyone, just you.
"HEY YOU," security patrol, I'm not angry, I'm passionate and give me a cookie.
"HEY YOU," Phi Delt, step up to the plate.
"HEY YOU," in the OT lab, you are both so fine.
"HEY YOU," second floor TP, stop moving furniture ... seriously.
"HEY YOU," dinner on the space needle?
"HEY YOU," SAC kids, good job at EcoFest.
"HEY YOU," Ski team, way to rock Montana.
"HEY YOU," neighbor, stop messing with our girl.
"HEY YOU," sketchy 15 year old south Tacoma gangsters, stop chasing us.
"HEY YOU," drunk guy who threw yourself at my window Friday night, don't do it again cause next time I'll be ready.
"HEY YOU," Student-published newspaper, how about solutions to last week's crossword?
"HEY YOU," we want our fro yo back.
"HEY YOU," in Chinese 102 you are a cutie.
"HEY YOU," if she is bigger than you, she is off limits.
"HEY YOU," eat more banana peels.
"HEY YOU," buy a Tamanawas.
"HEY YOU," It's called a common room for a reason. Everyone can use it. P.S. The gnomes are judging your eating habits.
"HEY YOU," girls in Trimble 125, you're so hot right now.
"HEY YOU," UT boy. I want you to tickle more than just my funny bone.
"HEY YOU," give me back my Calculus solutions manual.
"HEY YOU," cut your hair.
"HEY YOU," I know what I would do, I would shut the f**k up.
"HEY YOU," you are not going to disprove 150 years of geometry, so stop asking questions.
"HEY YOU," I slept with your boyfriend and I'm not sorry.
"HEY YOU," get some glorious sleep.
"HEY YOU," you brew my coffee every time. Don't forget the whip.
"HEY YOU," column, those are some pretty sexy flutes. Zeus would be proud.
"HEY YOU," girl who likes birthday week, we love you.
"HEY YOU," I hope you're cute when I'm sober too.
"HEY YOU," your hat looks silly.
"HEY YOU," try not to eat it on the stairs by Jones.
"HEY YOU," Mario cart girl, I'll beat you one day.
"HEY YOU," who said all freshmen girls were easy? You're going to have to try a little harder than that.
"HEY YOU," roommate, I saw your spandex this weekend.
"HEY YOU," come see how good I look.
"HEY YOU," choir boy, nice job tripping up the stairs.
"HEY YOU," beautiful senior, your recital was amazing.
"HEY YOU," loud obnoxious boy, want to get a little lower?
"HEY YOU," dude, you have two heads, think with the right one.
"HEY YOU," Dickens, write about "Good Times."
"HEY YOU," brave, brave man, let our liberal arts school have an athletic problem.
"HEY YOU," hot Jewish computer stud, your Jew mug and tea make me happy.
"HEY YOU," with the white beanie with tassels, we should role play at my place this weekend.
"HEY YOU," athletes aren't better than everyone, just you.
"HEY YOU," security patrol, I'm not angry, I'm passionate and give me a cookie.
"HEY YOU," Phi Delt, step up to the plate.
"HEY YOU," in the OT lab, you are both so fine.
"HEY YOU," second floor TP, stop moving furniture ... seriously.
"HEY YOU," dinner on the space needle?
"HEY YOU," SAC kids, good job at EcoFest.
"HEY YOU," Ski team, way to rock Montana.
"HEY YOU," neighbor, stop messing with our girl.
"HEY YOU," sketchy 15 year old south Tacoma gangsters, stop chasing us.
"HEY YOU," drunk guy who threw yourself at my window Friday night, don't do it again cause next time I'll be ready.
"HEY YOU," Student-published newspaper, how about solutions to last week's crossword?
"HEY YOU," we want our fro yo back.
"HEY YOU," in Chinese 102 you are a cutie.
"HEY YOU," if she is bigger than you, she is off limits.
"HEY YOU," eat more banana peels.
"HEY YOU," buy a Tamanawas.
"HEY YOU," It's called a common room for a reason. Everyone can use it. P.S. The gnomes are judging your eating habits.
"HEY YOU," girls in Trimble 125, you're so hot right now.
"HEY YOU," UT boy. I want you to tickle more than just my funny bone.
"HEY YOU," give me back my Calculus solutions manual.
"HEY YOU," cut your hair.
"HEY YOU," I know what I would do, I would shut the f**k up.
"HEY YOU," you are not going to disprove 150 years of geometry, so stop asking questions.
"HEY YOU," I slept with your boyfriend and I'm not sorry.
"HEY YOU," get some glorious sleep.
"HEY YOU," you brew my coffee every time. Don't forget the whip.
"HEY YOU," column, those are some pretty sexy flutes. Zeus would be proud.
"HEY YOU," girl who likes birthday week, we love you.
"HEY YOU," I hope you're cute when I'm sober too.
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Dan
posted 3/04/07 @ 8:09 AM PST
Hey "HEY YOU"-One can only hope you are not at UPS on a scholarship. And if you are you need to quit screwin' the pooch.
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JD
posted 10/09/08 @ 7:32 PM PST
"HEY YOU" - Smokers outside Diversions, maybe you know some cool mathematical theory I don't, but I'm pretty sure one yard away isn't 25 feet. Quit stinking up my study space!
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