2008 Woodie Awards
"HEY YOU," with the iPod, step into the real world.
Issue date: 3/9/07 Section: Hey You
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"HEY YOU," stuck-up girls who cut in front of us at the lottery, learn some manners.
"HEY YOU," Czech chick, your sperm looked great on the wall like that.
"HEY YOU," the housing lottery sucks balls.
"HEY YOU," girl in my genetics class, you have such a sophisticated appeal.
"HEY YOU," people who trashed T/P bathrooms, not cool.
"HEY YOU," why do only jocks and Greeks sit on the first floor in the SUB?
"HEY YOU," redhead, dance the funky chicken.
"HEY YOU," we should have more parties in bathrooms.
"HEY YOU," next time you are in Canada, take off your shoes.
"HEY YOU," get back on your beach diet.
"HEY YOU," Catholicism is cool, I swear
"HEY YOU," stop puking on my wall.
"HEY YOU," senior guy with the glasses and the hat, you drink more beers than your housemates.
"HEY YOU," ASUPS, the way you organized the voting last week was the most flawed, undemocratic BS I've ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
"HEY YOU," stop smoking so much and do me.
"HEY YOU," stop snitching.
"HEY YOU," congrats on the tourney. Way to keep it in the Alpha Charlie.
"HEY YOU," Cellar, you are my savior.
"HEY YOU," couples partner, I like it when you get dirty.
"HEY YOU," you liked my beard. Flash me them titties!
"HEY YOU," men's crew team, if you want to wear rugby shirts, play rugby.
"HEY YOU," RA, your hat is remarkably white.
"HEY YOU," you're the sexiest sprinting gymnast I've ever seen.
"HEY YOU," with the moustache, let me see your boobs.
"HEY YOU," what the f**k is Chi?
"HEY YOU," with the skirt, keep your knees closed because I don't want to see it.
"HEY YOU," stop s**tting on the floor.
"HEY YOU," running traffic stop signs can cause serious injuries, or in some cases death.
"HEY YOU," burnt sienna tights in the cafe, tights aren't pants.
"HEY YOU," we miss the beard. And that's right, Catholicism is cool biatch.
"HEY YOU," Czech chick, your sperm looked great on the wall like that.
"HEY YOU," the housing lottery sucks balls.
"HEY YOU," girl in my genetics class, you have such a sophisticated appeal.
"HEY YOU," people who trashed T/P bathrooms, not cool.
"HEY YOU," why do only jocks and Greeks sit on the first floor in the SUB?
"HEY YOU," redhead, dance the funky chicken.
"HEY YOU," we should have more parties in bathrooms.
"HEY YOU," next time you are in Canada, take off your shoes.
"HEY YOU," get back on your beach diet.
"HEY YOU," Catholicism is cool, I swear
"HEY YOU," stop puking on my wall.
"HEY YOU," senior guy with the glasses and the hat, you drink more beers than your housemates.
"HEY YOU," ASUPS, the way you organized the voting last week was the most flawed, undemocratic BS I've ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
"HEY YOU," stop smoking so much and do me.
"HEY YOU," stop snitching.
"HEY YOU," congrats on the tourney. Way to keep it in the Alpha Charlie.
"HEY YOU," Cellar, you are my savior.
"HEY YOU," couples partner, I like it when you get dirty.
"HEY YOU," you liked my beard. Flash me them titties!
"HEY YOU," men's crew team, if you want to wear rugby shirts, play rugby.
"HEY YOU," RA, your hat is remarkably white.
"HEY YOU," you're the sexiest sprinting gymnast I've ever seen.
"HEY YOU," with the moustache, let me see your boobs.
"HEY YOU," what the f**k is Chi?
"HEY YOU," with the skirt, keep your knees closed because I don't want to see it.
"HEY YOU," stop s**tting on the floor.
"HEY YOU," running traffic stop signs can cause serious injuries, or in some cases death.
"HEY YOU," burnt sienna tights in the cafe, tights aren't pants.
"HEY YOU," we miss the beard. And that's right, Catholicism is cool biatch.
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